Just came across a joke. Usually i keep away from politics but this one is hilarious. No offense intended to anyone.

While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they’re intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says Kalam. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

” Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Manmohan immediately responds, “It’s me, Sir !”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye” says Kalam. He hangs
up and says,” Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

Bush nods: “Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

I’ll definitely be using that!”
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Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he’d better put Condoleezza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says,
“Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

Bush poses the question: “Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,
in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

” Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course.”

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims,

“I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s our Colin Powell!”

And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong,
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it’s Manmohan Singh!”

6 Comments to “Break From Domaining – Humour Time”

  1. Anunt says:

    Not Funny…boooooo….rate it “2” out of 10

    Here is what happened to me today…

    I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall…

    “Hi there, how is it going?”

    Okay, I am not the type of person to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn’t know what to say so I finally I said:

    “Not bad…”

    Then the voice says:

    “So, what are you doing?”

    I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I said:

    “Well, I’m going back to Atlanta, Georgia…”

    Then I hear the person say…

    “Look, I’ll call you right back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me.”

  2. Helder says:

    LOL to both post and first comment 🙂

  3. AXO says:

    Very funny, i like it. thanks for posting. keep it up.

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